In the holiday spirit that likes to wax nostalgic, I rummaged through my parents box of "Santa Letters" (how Santa has time to write "return to sender" is beyond me) and found one I think that best represents Mini Me, actual spelling included:
December 24, 1980
Dear Santa Claus,
Well, my sister has a good letter so I don't know if I can top it off. well, I'm sitten here listening to Abba and writing your letter. I don't care what you get me except don't get me somethin dumb. Please!
Love,
Me
P.S. Please sign here for my autograph book.
(By the way, Readers, he flew away WITHOUT leaving his signature)
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