And so it goes:
Tues: Audition for Toyota playing a "natural, non-made-up Pacific Northwesterner". Read: Barfey R.E.I. shit and flannel with soy carob-mocha as prop.
Wed: 3:20, Stressed out Mom: cue the Working Girl soundtrack, don the Reebok Hi-tops layered with nude nylons, slouchy socks and a Power Suit.
6:00, Mistress in bra and chinoise.
Thurs: A cracked out Hooker with a heart 'o gold.
Lord help me.
PS: Does anyone have some thigh-hi's I can borrow? No, wait, got 'em.
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